Today we've got a 5-pack of Arm Bar Soap, chosen at random from a selection of 11 flavors. Each "batch" has its own pleasant yet subtle scent:The Peppermint BatchThe Hawaiian BatchThe Shamp-broo BatchThe Kaminari BatchThe Cornelius BatchThe Cocoa BatchThe Milk & Honey BatchThe Northern Night BatchThe Coal-Conut BatchThe Vanilla Gorilla BatchThe Lava-Puhi Batch
While they all do sound delicious, please note that they are not edible. Please do not eat the soap! Instead, train hard and then use this after-training soap to fight fungus and mat-born germs. Each all-natural bar contains a special blend of hand-picked, high-grade oils, butters, and exfoliants that have been carefully chosen for their benefits. Nourish your skin, get a deep cleanse, and eliminate the threat of skin infections caused by mat-born fungus/bacteria.
Note: we cannot choose which 5 of the 11 options you'll receive.
God bless us, every dongs.
Tiny dongs? Bob Crotchett's kid?
I should have skipped out on being Santa for my kids so I could spend those hard earned greenbacks on something useful like soap!
I'm gonna be so fresh this Christmas. Thanks for the soap
soap? for what?
here we go boys
why does the soap not ship to Canada anymore!?
WE GOT SOAP!!!!